**Note** I'm letting you know ahead of time that I don't want to censor Pigpen. He's crass, dirty with his words, and a physically dirty human being. However, he tells it like it is. Enjoy now the first person other than myself to write something for this blog....
Hello people that read Rayner’s blog, I’m Pigpen (Mohr). If you don’t know me, you will find my posts are a reflection of my personality. A mixture of harsh and satisfying. Like S&M. I shall start my first post off warm and nurturing. Ninety percent of you have shit taste in everything. Your negligence has allowed Kesha with a dollar sign to be both a whore and famous, Dubya to serve two terms, and CSI to be on the air for a mathematically estimated 42 years (Spoiler alert: someone dies, they get caught by science). This is your fault America, not mine. Disagree? As my two ex-girlfriends will tell you, nothing is ever my fault. Due to your watching of Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars, these fantastic shows were cancelled. The blood is on your hands internet folk…
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1. Friday Night Lights
FNL was a critically acclaimed series loosely based off the popular film of the same name. While the movie did have the strong jaw of Billy Bob Thornton, it was mostly shit. Most of society wrongly pegged FNL as a low-brow sports drama, however it was anything but. The series instead focused on the hardships of the fictional Texas town of Dillon and the lives of the characters residing in Dillon. We are talking serious shit here: paralysis, murder, gang violence, death, sex, abortion, etc. Plus FNL introduced the world to the curves of Minka Kelly. You’re welcome Derek Jeter, now hurl your head off a bridge and let your body follow.
Episode you must see: Season 4, The Son (No Emmy? The fuck?)
2. Party Down
What is the quickest way to get cancelled you ask? Be a sharply written comedy that actually makes you laugh out loud. Party Down had a picture perfect ensemble cast including Adam Scott, Jane Lynch, and cancelled veteran Martin Starr. Party Down focused on wannabe actors and writers in LA making ends meet in the catering business. Sadly it was pushed into premium channel obscurity on Starz, never allowing it to build much of an audience. Yet True Blood is still going. I blame girls and your stupid obsession with vampires. Guess what ladies, they don’t have a working blood stream. Edward Cullen can’t get it up. Have fun with that.
Episode you must see: Season 2, The Constance Carmel Wedding
3. Terriers
Terriers was destined to fail from inception. That’s a stupid fucking name. The name reminds me of the yappy little dogs that you would punt if it were morally acceptable. Terriers was about two small time detectives in over their heads played perfectly by the very ginger Donal Logue and Michael Raymond-James. The show had a clever script and two actors who played off each other perfectly. The show lasted only one season due to FX having a very Dan Bolen-esque case of premature cancellation.
Episode you must see: Season 1, Pilot
4. Freaks and Geeks
Our country is as good at evaluating talent as the Oakland Raiders. This show lasted one season and the cast included James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, and the television show albatross Martin Starr. It was also produced by Judd Apatow. It was voted by time to be one of the 100 greatest television shows of all time. Nice job America, you passed on Kevin Durant.
Episode you must see: Season 1, Tests and Breasts
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