Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Good Morning Harrisonburg!

I am honestly happy to be going home. What can I say, I like me some of mama's cookin'.  Anyway, I just got the new Travis Barker album Give the Drummer Some.  It's a pretty good album, and there's some really awesome songs filled with hip-hop greats.  Here's one of those songs, "Can a Drummer Get Some." Enjoy

Artists: Travis Barker, Ft. Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Swizz Beatz & Game

Monday, May 30, 2011

Happy Memorial Day


I hope everyone's BBQs are going great, and I'd like to thank all who have and are serving for protecting this great country.

Murica...

Friday, May 27, 2011

Go See Movies this Weekend...

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I'm dropping the ball. I haven't reviewed anything recently. Give me about 2 days and I'll have tons to write for you.  In the meantime enjoy your Memorial Day Weekend, and go see a movie in theaters!

Movies to see:

The Hangover: Part II
Kung Fu Panda 2
Bridesmaids
Thor
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

What a way to kick off your summer... 

Buenos días! Es viernes, viernes.

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Mr. Rogers anybody? No? Alright, well here's, in my opinion, one of the best scenes in kids movie history.  Squints going for Wendy in The Sandlot.

There's a million other scenes to choose. Porter talking trash to the other team, the smores scene, and there are so many others I can't write them all down.  Enjoy Memorial Day weekend everybody.  May your bbq taste delicious, your baseball be great, and the beer stay cold... 

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Daily Entertainment Links: Thursday Edition

A little late with the links... JMU time takes precedent... but here we go...

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Teaser trailer to Happy Feet 2!!!!!!! (Comingsoon.net)

Apparently there's gonna be a Zoolander sequel. BLUE STEEL. (CNN Entertainment)\

Kobe's unaired playoff commercial. (Funny or Die)

That's all folks.. not much going on tonight..

You're a Wizard Harry...

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The Harry Potter movies, by no means, compare to the books, but some of them are really entertaining (Order of the Phoenix), or just plain awful (Half-Blood Prince).  So because I watched Goblet of Fire last night, I decided I'd rank the Harry Potter Movies.. so here we go... 

7. Half Blood Prince
6. Chamber of Secrets
5. Sorcerer's Stone
4. Prisoner of Campus
3. Goblet of Fire
2. Order of the Phoenix 
1. Deathly Hollows: Part 1 

That's it folks. I don't care what you think. Half Blood Prince was atrocious, and Deathly Hollows is what I hoped the 6th to be.

Rayner... Out...

Oprah is Finally Retiring!

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Busy busy day for me. Five hour drive to Harrisonburg, VA and other shenanigans. 

So I thought I'd talk about the richest woman in the world... 

Although, I love to make fun of her, watch her get made fun of, and see those crazy women go wild like they're 21 when she gives something away, Oprah Winfrey is an ICON.  As many of you probably know her show is coming to an end.  Here's a pretty cool article on the Oprah Legacy.  ARTICLE ON OPRAH

PS. More from me later... you know you love it...

Good Morning? -- So this is what before 11am feels like?

I'm up early. Too early. But I gotta go to JMU and I want to get there at a reasonable time, so I woke my ass up as early as possible.  I'm gonna stop writing this blog so I can leave, but here's a video that won't disappoint - Guster and OAR jamming to Rock Classics, enjoy.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Daily Entertainment Links: Wednesday Edition

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Bridesmaids is supposed to be the female version of The Hangover.  I wanna see it, but I can't convince myself it's ok to go without a girl accompanying me.  Here's some deleted scenes from the movie. (Comingsoon.net)

It's the 2hr finale of American Idol tonight.  If you don't care about 2 jailbait country stars.. tune into Modern Family on CBS from 8:30-9:30pm EDT.  (NY Times)

A list of 8 possible directors for The Wolverine, a sequel to the Origin story.  Hopefully this one doesn't suck as hard. (Super Hero Hype)

Wow, Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kris Humphries, an NBA player who hasn't done anything but average 5.6 pts and 4.7 rebounds a game for his career. WEAK SAUCE. (CNN Entertainment)

Kung Fu Panda 2 trailer. You can't tell me you don't wanna see this. It may not be Pixar, but the first movie was hilarious. (iTunes)

Good Afternoon??

Sorry for such a late post of my morning YouTube video.  I had to run a bunch of errands, so I'm finally getting a chance to sit on my ass like I usually do.  Here's a video from Freddy Diew.  This dude makes some sick shorts on YouTube, and has some of the best amateur special effects I've ever seen.  He has ton's of videos that have over a million views... lucky bastard... (Click on his name if you wanna see his page).

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Daily Entertainment Links: Tuesday Edition

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For all you gamers out there Duke Nukem Forever is finally done.  I remember playing that game on my Windows 95 computer.. I guess it'll be a lot better with all of the advances in gaming.  (Wired)

Emma Watson is much hotter with long hair. No argument. I'll take her as Hermione any day... Here's another Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part II poster. (comingsoon.net)

Like OMG the Glee finale is tonight!!! ... I couldn't care less, but I know a lot of you do... (MTV)

Mike Tyson's tattoo artist wanted an injunction on The Hangover: Part II for violation of copyright on his tattoo art.  If my media law class taught me anything, this guy had no case at all.  It's a spoof of Mike Tyson.  You can't beat the spoof! (Variety)

The League -- I Really Hope Football Season Comes Back

TV Comedy Rating: 8.5/10  --> I actually LOL'ed when watching it

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Network: FX

The League is a funny, entertaining show that you will love if you have ever played fantasy football in your life.  I can’t help but think this is what a bunch of my friends and I will be like in our later years (we’ve been playing fantasy football since 2003).  Unfortunately I will probably STILL be the unfortunate loser every year, but that’s not what’s important.  What’s important is this show is a lot like The Office, Arrested Development, and Party Down.  It has witty improved comedy, strung along by a general plot line on each episode.  The cast doesn’t have anyone you’ve ever really heard of with guys like Mark Duplass and Nick Kroll, but you can’t help but wonder “where you’ve seen that guy before.”  The show is only 25 minutes long per episode, so it’s a real easy watch.  One of my favorite aspects is the opening credit-intro-thing is only about three seconds long.  I love it when shows have really quick openings. 

If you’re a guy, like raunchy comedy, and have ever played fantasy football, this is a show you will enjoy.  If you’re a guy, like raunchy comedy, and are a sports fan, you will probably like this show.  If you’re a woman, like raunchy comedy, and have played fantasy football or are a sports fan, you will like this show.  What’s even better… the first season is available on Netflix Instant-Watch. 

Give it a shot. What can it hurt? I liked it, and now I’m gonna try and get my hands on season 2.  Once again, I have found something to watch in that half-hour span when Jim Rome takes over ESPN.  I really don’t like that guy…

Good Morning Interwebs -- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Wait, didn't COD Black Ops just come out 6 months ago?  I didn't realize the COD franchise was just like Steve Jobs and Apple.  I'm not a huge Call of Duty guy, so I don't really care about this game that much. I'll play it, there's no doubt, and especially since my roomates will probably take a week off school to play it, because they're glued to the TV.  Hell those guys would steal to play a COD game. 

Monday, May 23, 2011

Daily Entertainment Links: Monday Edition

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Don't be fooled, the only thing green in the Green with Envy trailer is Kermit the Frog. It's a new Muppets movie everybody! (iTunes)

Exclusive interview with The Hangover Part II director Todd Phillips. (Comingsoon.net)

The students from X-Men: First Class get a lesson from their professor at The University of Farmers? We are Farmers bum ... oh screw it.  (Super Hero Hype)

For those of you who actually care... Lady GaGa's 25 most interesting hairstyles. (CNN Entertainment)

Woops, sorry, Showtime cancels The United States of Tara.. 3 seasons is pretty good I guess.. NOT. (Variety)

Gran Torino -- Get off my Lawn Punk

Rating: 8.2/10 --> Classic Clint Eastwood
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Gran Torino, plain and simple, is a great film.  Directed by and starring Clint Eastwood, there was no doubt in my mind that this was going to be thriller worth watching on my Monday afternoon.  I never got around to seeing it when it first came out in 2008, and I heard great things, so naturally I was extremely pleased that I enjoyed it so much.

The Summary:  Walt Kowalski (Eastwood), just lost his wife.  He is a crass, angry old war veteran, and doesn’t want anything to do with anyone, except for his dog Daisy.  His neighborhood has evolved into a neighborhood predominantly of Hmong immigrants, and so he is constantly mean to everyone around him, including his Hmong neighbors.  Harassed by his cousin, who is a member of a Hmong gang, Thao, Walt’s young neighbor, tries to steal Walt’s prized Gran Torino as a part of his initiation into the gang.  Walt catches him, and as repayment, Thao’s mother insists that Walt let Thao work for him.  Throughout Thao’s work, Walt grows to actually like the boy, and is taken in by his sister, Sue, who teaches him about Hmong life.  Walt, who was never close to his own two sons, takes Thao under his wing, so that he can teach him to be a man, and protect him from the Hmong gang.

The Good: Nick Schenk wrote the screenplay, and it was one of the films strongest points.  Walt is a complete character, as he started out mean, disgruntled, and absurdly racist, then through different obstacles, grows into a better person.  Walt always had a good heart, he was just plagued by the sins he committed in war, and the loss of the love of his life.  Walt is the type of character that you love to hate, he is extremely racist and vulgar, but you know deep down that there’s something else, and you see that when he starts to teach Thao how to be a handyman and gets him a job in construction. 

Clint Eastwood is the quintessential badass.  He has to be up there for top badass of all time.  Eastwood could make Chuck Norris wet his pants and cry like a baby… Anyway Eastwood’s acting is phenomenal.  From the very first scene you see it on his face that Walt isn’t gonna take shit from anybody.  The very way he talks makes you think of Eastwood in the old Westerns such as The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly or A Fistful of Dollars.  “Go ahead, make my day.”  Yet, his ability to show emotion, and visualize the pain that he had been bottling up inside was amazing.  Clint Eastwood is the man, there’s no doubt about it. 

The Bad:  There were times where the acting of everyone else was pretty awful.  There was no motivation behind their words.  There’s one scene where the priest is talking to Walt about life and death, and there’s simply no feeling behind his words.  He actually took away from the powerful performance of Eastwood.  It wasn’t the worst thing in the world though, considering that nobody has heard of the majority of these actors.  Luckily, Eastwood brought everyone else's performance up. 

Result:  Clint Eastwood directing + good writing + Clint Eastwood as a BAMF = Awesome movie.  If you haven’t seen it yet, rent it.  If you’ve seen it, and enjoyed it, then I finally know what I was missing.  This movie is great, and I still don’t understand how it wasn’t even NOMINATED for ONE Academy Ward.  How does that make any sense?  The only thing I can think of is that the Academy wanted to give every other movie of 2009 a chance to in something. 

Rayner … Out…

Holy White Russians Batman! The Dude is making an Album!

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Jeff Bridges is joining the likes of The Hoff, by announcing his debut album.  Naturally with the success of Crazy Heart, Bridges thinks that he can gain some success with this record. 

Here's the story at IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/news/ni10931609/

Now usually I think these actors-gone-musicians are just full of themselves, and want every ounce attention they can get, but I don't think that's the case with Jeff Bridges.  If you've seen Crazy Heart, The Dude can actually sing.  I'm sure enough has happened over his career that he can belt out a blues-country album worthy of serenading your eardrums.  I'm not saying Jeff Bridges is going to top the Billboard charts, but give the guy some credit for pursuing what is clearly another passion of his.  It doesn't hurt that he probably has a bajillion dollars to fund the record either.

Good Morning EVERYBODYYYYYY!!!!

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I'm up! It's another beautiful rainy day in Jersey. I don't think I've seen the sun since I left Harrisonburg.  Maybe it's a sign, maybe the rapture is just late because its girlfriend is taking FOREVER to go out... Who knows.. anyway here's a funny video to start off your day.  Fronk n Dego Films make great shorts. I've been watching them since Magic Mentos from 5 years ago or something.  This video is about a guy's last Tweet ever.

Warning: There is fake blood in this movie, don't watch if you're squeamish.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Festival de Cannes 2011 -- Et Le Prix est décerné à...

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It's Sunday evening, so I'm not gonna post any reviews today, but expect a bunch coming up in the next few days.  In the meantime, here are the award winners at this years Festival de Cannes. The Tree of Life featuring Brad Pitt and Sean Penn, and directed by Terrence Malick won the coveted Palme D'Or.  Also, Nicolas Winding Refn won Best Director for Drive (produced by OddLot Entertainment, the company I'm interning for this summer). 



  

Saturday Night Live, May 22nd -- JT is King


Well the season finale of Saturday Night Live was amazing.  As soon as Justin Timberlake took the stage hilarity ensued.  His monologue left you wanting more, and after the very first sketch, you couldn't imagine how the show could get even funnier.  Lady Gaga was in a few sketches too, and she complimented JTs energy really well.  SNL made a great choice ending the season with Timberlake and Lady Gaga, and maybe next season can keep up with the level of funny. 

P.S. - Hulu won't post the "Liquorville" sketch as a clip... maybe it's in the full version. 

Saturday, May 21, 2011

In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night, No Evil Shall Escape My Sight

New Green Lantern theatrical trailer!! This movie looks absolutely sick, and all of you ladies out there who love Ryan Reynolds, you won't be disappointed.

High Fidelity -- Which Came first, the Music or the Misery?

Rating: 7.8/10 --> Make a point to see itComedy Rating: 8.0/10

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Directed by: Stephen Frears

I can’t really tell, is this a Romantic- Comedy, a Comedy about love, or just a Comedy.  Either way, the movie was funny, moving, and witty.  John Cusack is typical John Cusack in High Fidelity; sarcastic and emotional.  It’s hard to picture anyone else playing a guy who constantly gets left by his girlfriends for someone else, because Cusack, is great at playing a dejected asshole. 

Cinematography in the film was standard, so there’s nothing to really talk about there.  Instead I’m I’m gonna focus on the writing.  High Fidelity is based off the book High Fidelity, by Nick Hornby, and is adapted for the screen by a slew of writers, but D.V. DeVincentis get’s the primary credit.  Although I haven’t read the book, it’s obvious that Cusack’s narration throughout the movie is their way of incorporating witty, internal dialogue that typically would only be apparent if you read the book.  Usually breaking the 4th wall (which Cusack does frequently) takes you out of the movie, and can be tacky, but I liked it in this case, because it made you feel like you were sitting in the living room with him.  Comedy allows for breaking the 4th wall to be acceptable, for instance in Animal House, Bluto looks at the screen and raises his eyebrows at the camera, and it’s extremely funny. 

“Top 5 Lists” were used throughout the film as a sort of motif.  Rob (Cusack) first uses it to describe his top 5 worst breakups, which serves as the foundation for the plot of the film; Rob can never make a relationship work.  This propels him to seek out all of his ex-girlfriends and find out why they left him.  Like any good screenplay, the “Top 5 List” idea was repeated throughout the movie (usually when Cusack broke the 4th wall).  The hardest top 5 list for Rob though, “What are your top 5 albums of all time?”

The theme of music throughout the film is what makes the movie so interesting for a music lover like me.  The use of pretentious record store pricks, Barry (Jack Black) and Dick (Todd Louiso), provided an outlet for music history.  They would constantly argue about which bands were better, which versions of songs were better, and just every little petty argument about music possible.   

What made this movie extra funny for me though, was Jack Black as Barry.  Barry brought me back to old-school Jack Black, who was hysterical in his words, movements, and facial expressions.  This was right before Black did: Saving Silverman, Shallow Hall, and Orange County, all of which are classic Jack Black characters, and made him a superstar in the first place.  One scene that highlights Barry’s (Black) humorous douchebagery is when a middle-aged guy comes into the record store looking for “I just called to say I love you” for his daughter.  Barry tells him that they in fact have it, so the middle aged-guy asks if he can buy it, and Barry just answers back no because, “It's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.” 

Overall High Fidelity is an angst filled comedy about failed relationships, it is not a chick flick, I repeat it is not a chick flick, you will not find Cusack holding a boom box over his head blasting “In your Eyes.”  Music lovers this movie is definitely for you, there’s a lot you can relate to, such as Rob re-organizing his entire collection after a break-up.  High Fidelity won’t disappoint, unless you don’t like witty, sarcastic, dark humor colored by a passion for all genres for music …. except pop.  Come on we all know pop actually sucks, it’s only catchy because it’s the same three chords in EVERY SONG.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Daily Entertainment Links: Friday, Friday Edition

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Well TGIF, and what am I doing this fine evening? Hanging out by myself, watching the Yankees in the Subway Series, and probably watching a movie later. Surprised? I didn't think so.  Here are your links for the day.....

na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN! First look at Tom Hardy as Bane!!! I'm like Dustin Hoffman at the bar in Germany, SO EXCITED for this movie. (Super Hero Hype)

A movie you may not want to take a girl you're friends with to, but it looks hilariosu! Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis in Friends With Benefits. (iTunes)

Uh Oh, the mute man didn't like the new Pirates movie. (Roger Ebert)

I knew Derek Jeter proposed to Minka Kelly for a reason. Yowsaaa. (comingsoon.net)

McJagger's making a supergroup. Their combined age is over 1,000. (Rolling Stone)

Saturday Night Live -- What the hell happened??


I don't know where Saturday Night Live went wrong ... wait yeah I do. Ever since Tina Fey, who was the head writer, and Will Ferrell left the show, it's been pretty much not funny.  Seth Myers is just not writing comedic gold.  I miss the days of Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, and everyone else.  There were actually memorable characters.  I prayed to see a "Wayne's World" or "Gap Girls" sketch.  Rewind 15-20 years and those sketches were hilarious too.  Samurai anything could make me laugh: "Samurai Baker", "Samurai Delicatessen," and any other type of samurai.  Now overall the show is kind of lame. 

The show isn't a complete waste of time though.  There are definitely some hilarious skits, but you have to find them.  Thankfully, Hulu and the Internet let's me find the funny skits without watching the entire show.  It's surprising too, SNL is filled with hilarious actors: Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, and Andy Samberg, but the show just doesn't draw me in like it used to.  I remember staying up when I was younger, hoping that a "Celebrity Jeopardy" skit would come on.  Who could forget Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery taking, "The Penis Mightier for 800" when the board clearly read "The Pen is Mightier."  

The one saving grace however is Andy Samberg.  He is absolutely hilarious.  "SNL Digital Shorts" are my favorite part of the show.  Lonely Island is saving SNL, and hopefully they can turn it around for the long run.  

However there is some hope!!!! This week Justin Timberlake is hosting with musical guest Lady Gaga for the season finale.  Everytime Justin is on SNL gets funny again. I won't lie I'm a huge JT fan, and he is amazing on SNL. 

I just had sexxxxxxxxxx, and it felt soooo good.... wait... no I didn't, but it's fun as hell to scream that song whenever possible.

They're Backkkkkkkk -- Yellowcard






I may want to do movies for a career, but music was my first love, and is still a huge passion of mine.  That’s the reason I’m minoring in music, so let’s see if I can put those skills to good use.

After a four-year hiatus Yellowcard has finally come out with a new album, When You’re Through Thinking, Say Yes, on March 22nd, and it is fantastic.  This brings me back to 8th/9th grade, when “Ocean Avenune” was a huge hit.  The album is much better than their last two, Paper Walls (2007) and Lights and Sounds (2006).  Yellowcard definitely still has it. The power drumming by Longineu W. Parsons III, sweet violin of Sean Mackin, and the great vocals of Ryan Key drive the record, and every song is just enjoyable as the last.

The very first song “The Sound of You and Me” sets the tone.  Yellowcard comes in with an upbeat guitar riff, coupled by some great electric violin, and drumbeats that make my arms tired just listening to them.  Parsons really makes great use of the double-bass pedal.  It’s not too much; instead it adds a great beat underneath to the fast tempo.  The very next song, “For You and Your Denial,” keeps the upbeat feel, but starts off with a nice little violin intro, showing off Mackin’s skills.  Ryan Mendez, the lead guitarist, while not overly flashy, plays awesome riffs and rhythm.  It’s the type of guitar that you just wanna rock out to, which is the best type. 

What makes Yellowcard, in my opinion, a great band, is their ability to change it up and play a beautiful ballad.  Their first single off the album, “Hang You Up,” is a slower-paced song about getting over lost love and the past.  The lyrics hit you hard.  Everyone has a friend or someone that they wish they still hung out with as much as they used to.  “I hang you up and I pull you down,” “It’s hard to see you, we’re older now, and when I find you, you just turn around,” are some examples of the lyrics from this song.  I can’t help but think of people I was better friends with in High School, and now, because of college, just don’t get to see them nearly as much. 

Another great ballad is the acoustic bonus track “Sing for Me.” Key’s lyrics again go straight to the heart with lines like, “Just close your eyes and sing for me.”  This is probably the reason why I tired to ask a girl out with “Only One” off Ocean Avenue (2003)… what it was my first time asking out a girl, I was nervous, 14, and thought it was romantic, like something out of Boy Meets World.  However I digress… His vocal range is obvious in this song, and he’s up there as one of my favorite lead men in a punk-rock/power-rock/pop-punk whatever you wanna call it band.

Bottom Line:  From beginning to end this album rocks.  I already see myself rocking-out to tracks of this record in my living room with my roommate.  Do whatever you gotta do to get your hands on this album. I won’t judge you. iTunes, Amazon, A RECORD STORE (do they still have those), or if you have other means of obtaining it, I’ll just look the other way.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Epic Fail and Daily Entertainment Links: Thursday Edition



So I had a fail of monstrous proportions.  I forgot to change my Netflix account back to normal DVDs, so my DVD of The Fighter is in Blu-Ray and I don't have a Blu-Ray player at home (I use my roomate's PS3 for Blu-Ray at school, and that's about ALL we use it for).  Anyway I'll get my hands on The Fighter asap and have a wondrous review for all of you people on the Interwebs, or at least all my Facebook friends who actually read this crap.

Time for your Daily Entertainment Links:


Titanic is set to come out in theaters (again) in 3D on April 6th, 2012.  Now you cry your eyes out over Leo and feel like you're actually there. (Variety)


BOOOOM! Stuff blowing up! Giant robots fighting! A new clip from Michael Bay's Transformers: Dark of the Moon. (Comingsoon.net)


Some new set photos from The Amazing Spiderman. Not sure how I feel about it, but at least Emma Stone is a smoke show. (Super Hero Hype)


Barney Stinson is back! Suit up! ... Here's an interview with Neil Patrick Harris about his production of Company, a musical, which will have a limited release in theaters June 15th. (Entertainment Weekly)


One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is one of my favorite books, and Ken Kesey is a great writer.  Here's a trailer for the documentary, Magic Trip, made from real footage of his cross country trip in the 60s. (iTunes)

Good Morning Internetttttttttt

So to me it's still the morning. Why, you ask? Because I literally woke up an hour ago. Expect a review on The Fighter from me later today, but in the mean time enjoy this trailer of Mortal Kombat that Kevin Tancharoen made as a pitch for a full feature for Warner Brothers. It's absolutely killer, and it actually led to a web series: Mortal Kombat Legacy.  Check it out on YouTube.

Rayner ... out...

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Daily Entertainment Links: Wednesday Edition

So I thought, in the style of Feitelberg's Links of the Day over at NYC Barstoolsports (one of my favorite blogs), I'd share some cool links from around the entertainment industry with you:

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Looks like Harry Potter fans can finally get in on the True Blood action.  It's witches vs. vampires in the 4th season of True Blood, who's gonna win? My money is on the witches, come on they know magic. (ComingSoon.net)

50 Cent is taking a crack at acting again in Odd Thomas based off a Dean Koontz Best seller, thankfully Willem Dafoe is in the cast too -- AVENGE ME! Sorry I had to geek out there for a second. (Variety)

For the first time in the Internet's history we're actually paying for what we watch! More bandwidth for Netflix, less for file sharing, so I guess this is a good thing for Pirates? (Wired)

Trailer: Will Pixar destroy the competition again with Cars 2? Probably. (iTunes)

Wet Hot American Summer - Definitely Not "Camp Hope"

Rating: 6.5/10 --> Good one-time laugh *EDIT* Comedy Rating: 7.2/10 (Comedy's should have their own rating)

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This review is going to be short and sweet.  I got bored the other day and saw Wet Hot American Summer was on Netflix Instant Watch, with a little over a three star rating.  Now I knew going in that this wasn’t going to be a classic, but the thought of jorts and tube socks got me excited. It's definitely funny to watch actors near 30 years old playing 16-19 year old teenagers.  Anyway this is a good one-time-I’m-in-the-mood-for-a-laugh spoof/comedy, though it still doesn’t compare to anything made by Mel Brooks (it must really be good to be the king).

The Summary:  Written by David Wain and Michael Showalter and directed by David Wain.

On the last day of Camp Firewood in the summer of 1981, everyone from the campers to the camp director is trying to get some action before they go their separate ways.  The camp staff goes through cooky adventures all day, while the camp director tries to seduce the eccentric professor of astrophysics.

The Good:  This cast is overloaded with talent: David Hyde PierceJaneane Garofalo, Paul Rudd, Michael Showalter, Amy Poehler, Marguerite Moreau, Elizabeth BanksMichael Ian Black, and Bradley Cooper to name a few.  Paul Rudd is hilarious as usual.  He plays a ladies-man counselor who doesn’t care about anything.  When he’s supposed to be watching kids swimming, he makes out with other female counselors instead, neglecting the campers’ needs.  Showalter does a great job of playing the nerdy/awkward kid who wants the hottest girl at camp, Katie (Moreau).  I could go on and on about the different actors in this film, but the bottom line is they are all hilarious in their own way. 

Party Down Sighting --> Ron Donald is in this movie! (Ken Marino who plays Victor)

The writing at times seemed unstructured, but that’s the nature of a spoof/satire.  There are some “what the hell?” moments, but I still found myself laughing quite a bit during the movie.  I appreciated how Camp Firewood was an implied Jewish sleep away camp.  As a member of the tribe, who attended “Jew Camp” for three years, I could totally relate to the games of capture the flag, water skiing, and consumption of bug juice.  One scene that is memorable is when Garofalo is listing Jewish name after Jewish name for kids that need to take the early bus to Boston, and she even names “David Ben-Gurion,” Israel’s first Prime Minister. 

The Bad:  It’s just nothing special.  It’s a good movie, not great, but not terrible.  There are some really funny parts, and some not so funny parts.  For instance, they get a little raunchy in a scene between gay lovers McKinley (Black) and Ben (Cooper).  The scene just didn’t make sense at all. There were a million other ways that they could have shown that the gay relationship was the only one that actually lasted. 

Result:  If you’re bored watch it.  It’ll make you laugh.  If you want a mindless movie to watch in the background, this is your film.  It won’t wow you, but it won’t disappoint you… at least if you’re a 20 something Jew, who went to “Jew Camp” for a few years, then it’ll be pretty damn funny.

Ok sorry, this wasn’t as short as I planned… My Blog, My Rules.

The King's Speech - A Jolly Good Show


Rating: 8.4/10 --> Put this on the top of your Netflix Queue

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Typically before the Oscars I make it a point to watch a majority of the films nominated for Best Picture.  Ever since 2010, however, it has become a little more difficult to do that, since there are now 10 films nominated for Best Picture instead of five.  Let’s put it this way, between classes, attending ragin’ tea parties on the weekends, and just being a poor college student, I don’t find myself making it to the movie theater very often.   This is why I’m giving you my shpeel on Academy Award Winning Best Picture – The King’s Speech, three months after it won the infamous award.  Fortunately, life during a college summer permits you to do absolutely nothing all day but watch movies and television, so let’s do this thing.

The King’s Speech, directed by Tom Hooper, and starring: Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, and Helena Bonham Carter, attracted me thanks to its great achievements at the Academy Awards.  It won Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, and Best Original Screenplay (although this is slightly confusing, since it is based on the true story of King George VI of Great Britain, but I guess it’s not truly an adaptation in the eyes of the Academy).  Naturally I wanted to see a movie with that much success really badly, so I did… three months after the Oscars… my point is, it’s a movie that I really wanted to see, so I did, and it definitely didn’t disappoint.

Colin Firth was absolutely amazing.  In fact all of the acting was, but it was his ability to create a believable stammer that wins you over. I instantly sympathized for his character Albert. The uneasiness and nerves of Albert can be felt in the very first scene, as he stammers while trying to give a speech for his father, the king.  Firth’s acting range is evident throughout the film.  He does a great job of conveying how stressful and aggravating it would feel to be one of the most important public figures, but not be able to speak publicly.  Firth definitely deserved Best Actor, since it can’t be easy faking a stutter, and he carried the film on his shoulders.  His performance was magnificent and inspiring.

Geoffrey Rush and Helena Bonham Carter were great in their supporting roles.  It’s hard not to think of Captain Barbosa and Bellatrix Lestrange when you see these two on the Silver Screen, but their performances allowed me to dismiss their other memorable characters quickly.  The strength of The King’s Speech absolutely stems from the chemistry between Firth, Rush, and Carter.  They did their job as supporting actors by never taking away from the film, instead they fortified Firth’s role through their own great acting.

From a visual standpoint, Hooper’s choices were exactly what the film needed.  There were great shots where Albert would be sitting on a couch in 1/3 of the shot, but there would be complete empty space filled by the wall in the other 2/3.  This type of shot increased the level of intensity, by evoking the stress felt by Albert when trying to fix his stammer.  The film had great pacing too.  There was never a dull moment; I always wanted to see what was going to happen next. 

One little note: The score for this movie is awesome.  There are great themes throughout, that made me think of the greats: Bach, Mozart, Chopin, and etc... It certainly kept the mood of the film, and added to transporting you into England during the 1920-1940s. 

Basically this is a great film.  There is a great balance of humor and drama.  The acting, writing, directing and cinematography are all worthy of their awards.  The King’s Speech is worth the 118 minutes of an English monarch babbling.  So pop some corn, find your Snuggie, and watch a great movie. 

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I've Created a Monster

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There's only so much you can do with a Film degree, and although almost all of us hope to make it big and win an Oscar someday, there's a very small probability that will actually happen.  I decided I might as well put my Film degree and 40 credits of general education classes at James Madison University to good use and write my feelings on all of the different forms of media I watch.

Yeah that’s right, I said media, this won’t only be reviews on movies, rather I’m going to express my thoughts on everything and anything I see and hear.  There will be a lot on movies and TV, but why not throw in commercials and web videos too.  Let’s be real, my “Film” degree, is really a “Media Arts and Design” degree with a concentration in “Digital Video and Cinema,” because that’s what it says on my transcript.  Thanks to my education at JMU, I’ve got an idea of how to critique all media.  I mean everyone wants to hear what I have to say right?

So put on your seatbelt, because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride folks.  I’m bringing a few friends along for my journey into the world of blogging; they have a lot to say about movies, tv, and the like too.  Sit back, relax, and put your feet up, because this blog is going to tell you what’s worth seeing, why you should see it, and why it’ll be worth your time to procrastinate even further.  I’ve created a monster, and it’s going to consume us all… well at least a large portion of my day, which is spent watching Sportscenter repeatedly, until “Rome is Burning” comes on, which is when I finally turn off the TV, because that show sucks.